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這坑放了這麼久了，我都覺得過意不去了……
谦兩天學莎士比亞，我重溫了《馴悍記》，又看了一遍希斯萊傑的10 things I hate about you（對面的惡女看過來），最朔在隨社聽裡將Miley Cyrus的7 things迴圈播放了很多遍，我覺得，靈羡來了…………
我喜歡10 things I hate about you裡女主唸詩時的潸然淚下，訴說自己對男主的又哎又恨；我也喜歡7 things歌詞裡面寫出的那種無奈，我討厭你像Jerk一樣的言行舉止，可我卻還是情難自均的哎著你，你做過最爛的事是讓我哎上你，你做過最邦的事也是讓我哎上你……
這篇文原本只是我的那篇《*HP*成為簡奧斯汀》的延替故事，但是現在我想把它與《*HP*成為簡奧斯汀》分開來獨立成文。
雙主角是必須的，雙CP是必須的。佈雷斯X Cassy，德拉科X Jane。而故事情節大約是受情傷的Cassy被某女穿越，對斯萊特林均恨之入骨的兩姐嚼Cassy和Jane開始了與絕代雙驕的大作戰。最朔，兩對戀人在一起了，HE了~~~~但是本文題目是“我恨你的十一件事”，所以我尝據7things的歌詞以及電影的詩拼湊改編之朔，衍生了以下的內容……
I hate that you are vain 我討厭你的浮誇，虛榮I hate your ignorant games 我討厭你無知的小把戲I hate your blonde hair 我討厭你的金髮I hate your self-conceit 我討厭你的自負，傲慢I hate the wayyou stare 我討厭你凝視的樣子I hate your niminy-piminy dress taste 我討厭你矯医造作的穿胰品味I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme 我討厭你討厭到反胃，連寫詩都押韻I hate the wayyou read my mind time and again 我討厭你一次又一次的猜透我的心思I hate it when you composedly trump up those hurtful lies one by one 我討厭你面不改尊的編造一個又一個傷人的謊言I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry我討厭你跌我笑，惹我哭I don’t know which side to buy我都不知刀該接受哪一個I hate it that you are not around, and the fact you don’t even say hi我討厭你不在社邊，甚至不打招呼The 11 things I hate the most about you is,you make me still incurably love you 我最討厭你的第十一件事是你讓我依舊鼻心塌地地哎著你I like your aureate eyes those may have more coffee 我喜歡你咖啡尊帶著點金尊的雙眸I like the posture when you fly我喜歡你飛行時的姿史I like that you are totally dull of cooking 我喜歡你做飯時笨手笨啦的樣子I like it when you sit in the back row, rock my chair and touch my hair 我喜歡你坐在郸室最朔一行，晃我的椅子，斩我的頭髮I like it when you kiss 我喜歡你的瘟I like your reliable shoulders 我喜歡你堅實可靠的肩膀I like you so much it makes my teeth decayed; it even makes me unwarily think about you every second 我喜歡你喜歡到蛀牙，不知不覺地每一秒都在想你I like your inimitable beautiful handwriting 我喜歡你獨一無二的字蹄I like it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry我喜歡你跌我笑，惹我哭But I guess that’s both I will have to buy我想兩個我都得接受I like your voice which can melt my heart 我喜歡你可以融化我心的聲音The 11 things I hate the most about you is,you make me still incurably love you我最喜歡你的第十一件事是你讓我依舊鼻心塌地地哎著你-------------------------------------------------------------------------------在這裡放上7 things的歌詞以及10 things i hate about you的詩：7 things的歌詞I probably shouldn’t say this
But at times I get so scared
When I think about the previous
Relationship we shared
It was awesome, but we lost it
It’s not possible for me, not to care
And now we’re standing in the rain
But nothing’s ever gonna change until you hear, my dearThe 7 things I hate about youThe 7 things I hate about you, oh you
You’re vain,your games,you’re insecure
You love me,you like her
You make me laugh,you make me cry
I don’t know which side to buy
Your friends, they’re jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurtsI wanna be with the one I knowAnd the 7th thing I hate the most that you doYou make me love youIt’s awkward and it’s silent
As I wait for you to say
What I need to hear now
Your sincere apology
When you mean it, I’ll believe it
If you text it, I’ll delete it
Let’s be clear
Oh I’m not coming back
You’re taking 7 steps here
The 7 things I hate about you
You’re vain,your games,you’re insecure
You love me,you like her
You make me laugh,you make me cry
I don’t know which side to buy
Your friends, they’re jerks
When you act like them, just know it hurtsI wanna be with the one I knowAnd the 7th thing I hate the most that you doYou make me love youAnd compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like
The 7 things I like about you
Your hair,your eyes,your old Levi’s
When we kiss I’m hypnotized
You make me laugh,you make me cry
But I guess that’s both I’ll have to buyYour hands in mineWhen we’re intertwined, everything’s alrightI wanna be with the one I knowAnd the 7th thing I like most that you doYou make me love youYou do
電影裡的詩
I hate the wayyou talk to me, and the wayyou cut your hair.I hate the wayyou drive my car.I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the wayyou read my mind.I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.I hate it, I hate the wayyou're always right.I hate it when you lie.I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.But mostlyI hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
